I may have naive thinking.....

Today when i was on my way to MRT station there is this aunty who looks alot like a man told me this. Don't wear shorts that are so short, wear a longer one. Know where she pointed to me knee level.. And she added. Singapore got alot monks. Monks are good help to prevent fire/water or whatever disaster. Aunty is not here nagging at you just want to tell you wear longer shorts.
And she's damn weird at first she got down from the bicycle and did those exercise the those ah ma's will do. And what more is that she's wearing red. I was there thinking omg now is 7th month leh don't scare me.. And when she went off she wave and tell me bye.
OMG THIS IS SCARY.... I'M NOT KIDDING!